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The Matrix Lobby Shootout
 
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Neo shoots up
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TerMacDonald Had a Farm
 
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Sarah dreams about the new model Terminator
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People inside of your walls
 
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Watching this video makes me glad I don't do acid. My brain would probably explode!
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Meet Joe Bear
 
00:30
There are many reasons you should never run from a bear, and this is one of them
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Mister Rambo's Neighborhood
 
05:58
I don't think I'd like Rambo to be my neighbor :( (my second video mash up :)
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Sesamefish
 
00:30
I don't know wtf I was thinking
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Systema sparring
 
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Just Vladimir and a bunch of guys fucking around a little faster with Systema
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Matrix 2
 
00:36
Part of a video mash up (VMU) I'm working on. I hope to have it done soon, so here's a sample of what I've got :) (this VMU made April 16, 2009)
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Tawley Bown
 
02:21
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Willow Monkees
 
00:39
Everyone's two favourite past times, Peck celebrations and the Monkees intro, finally come together like chocolate and peanut butter, or something o.O
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My Traps
 
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I'm not really posting any kind of "Hey bros, check out mah bod cuz I am so sexy, biznitches! Wow!", this is really just being uploaded to ask if anyone else has seen traps that bulge out instead of sink in, above the collar bones. Maybe it's a common thing, maybe not, I just have no idea. Anyway, outside of tumors or swollen lymph nodes, I have no clue why mine look the way they do. Kinda like 'em, to be honest :) Update! Since I don't really train my traps directly, I have started to actually start adding them in to my workouts. I guess I'll start posting progress videos here. Oh! Yeah also I just got hired on for a government job and now I can afford better nutrition and supplements. So I guess I can finally begin body building. Update #2! Also, I'm 41, lol
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Russian martial art
 
00:43
Systema founder Vladimir Vasiliev in a scene from the movie "Blizny Boy" just messing around with some of his students
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Sesame The 13th
 
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Sesame Street was brought to you by the number 13. As with every video I make, I just find the audio of one video, then overlap it with another completely unrelated video with zero to very little editing and see how it all sync's up.
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Chronicles of Narnick
 
02:20
I only wish Vin Deisel was in the Chronicles of Narnia. Oh well, I'll just settle for this for now :D
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Baby heat
 
03:31
Movie: Heat Song: Serj Tankian - Baby
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Oh Crap Bees
 
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The only thing worse than bees, are the bastards who glorify them
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Brittinator
 
02:13
What if Brittany Spears was the Terminator? (this is my very first video mesh, dated April 15th 2009, so if you want to enjoy it, turn your brain off :)
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FurCan
 
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I found some video of someone in some kind of animal (husky?) costume in some place doing something with some other people in animal costumes. So I thought I'd whip something up 'cause right now, I'm some kind of bored. Wherever that some place is, it looks pretty nuts and if I was drunk enough, I might want to check it out.
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Batman and Robin
 
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The movie is Batman and Robin (the one with George Clooney in it) and the commentary is by none other than MST3K fame: Mike Nelson. Some of you will know the reference, but most of you won't :)
Views: 287 berner
Fuzz of the mountain king
 
02:27
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Justin Bieber Baby
 
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The original hit that put the world's most talented singer on the map! The world needed another Kurt Kobain to wake the music industry up, and not only was Justin Bieber the one to do it, he SURPASSED who was arguably the greatest legend in music history. Not one artist in the history of music has shot up the charts in such a short period of time. I now leave you all with the star, the legend... Justin Bieber
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31 December 2012 - Post chest workout
 
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This is me two weeks after the start of a new work out. I had been working out on and off for the last year and I decided to get serious about it and now I'm working out 6 days a week. I'll do a two body part split each week which consists of the following: Monday: Chest Tuesday: Back Wednesday: Chest Thursday: Back Friday: Chest Saturday: Back Sunday: Rest Week 2: Monday: Arms/shoulders Tuesday: Legs Wednesday: Arms/shoulders Thursday: Legs Friday: Arms/shoulders Saturday: Legs Sunday: Rest Each day in the week that I do a body part, I'll do different exercises for that body part. Example: Monday chest: Flat bench/diamond push ups (super set), pec flys Wednesday chest: Decline bench/military push up (super set), close grip push up (hands holding the side of the bench, feet resting on a chair) etc. This video was taken 31 December 2012 (a monday) after a chest work out. I currently weigh 235. My training consists of body building and BJJ. I'm training to compete in MMA and will start conditioning in either February or March. Right now I'm looking to put on some mass first and then hit the conditioning. Wish me luck folks!
Views: 239 berner
Sarah Dream 1
 
00:44
Never dream in mexico
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LoveMatrix
 
01:35
More retardedness
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The Dork Knight.wmv
 
00:53
Oh fuck, Batman's pissed!
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2 girls 1 cat
 
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The oh my god cat 's reaction to 2 girls 1 cup
Views: 704 berner
Sarah's dream sequence
 
01:47
Sarah's been having some pretty fucked up dreams lately. Maybe she's coming off the meds.
Views: 6629 berner

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