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Subscribe for More Music ▶ http://jtmch.co/SubJT JT Merch ▶ http://jtmerch.com Ever wonder why Bastion just beeps and boops all the time? Well turns out he's got a severe potty mouth. You'll find out what we mean in this Bastion Musical. Download Links! iTunes ▶ http://jtmch.co/2qKo68H Spotify ▶ http://jtmch.co/2D8lofz Google Play ▶ http://jtmch.co/2DbUuUl Amazon ▶ http://jtmch.co/2Epl0ZP ***************************************** Follow us on Twitter! ▶ http://jtmch.co/JTMTwitter Like us on Facebook! ▶ http://jtmch.co/1rojUWT Follow our Instagram ▶ http://jtmch.co/JTMInsta Sign up for RT First ▶ http://jtmch.co/JTMFirst Use Referral Code "JTM" Cover Art Credit ▶ http://jtmch.co/2djOD1H THE BASTION SONG - A Musical by JT Machinima [Explicit] Want to use our music? Read this first: http://jtmch.co/MusicUsage
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Bastion Unit- E15 (5 hours ago)
"IM THE LAST FUCKING BASTION" That made me giggle
soultiger 267 (14 hours ago)
Bastion SO Reminds Me Of Wall-E
petr vacek (1 day ago)
It ruined that song.
petr vacek (1 day ago)
Why use vulgar words if you censor it. Then chande that word.
Pac Attack (1 day ago)
Is no one gona talk about how they censor fuck but not bastards?
Tataepeach (1 day ago)
420
Davide Molinelli (2 days ago)
I love the song!
Justa N00b (2 days ago)
Hahahha Make Zylbrad do a Reaction on this
This world is paradise --- Этот мир - эдем Scenic and beautiful --- Живописный и прекрасный The forest comes to life --- Лес оживает It's like a musical! - Это как будто музыка! Is it ironic that I'm an omnic? --- Это иронически, что я омник? I'm not at odds with nature --- Я не делился с природой Now that I'm part of it! --- Теперь я доля этого! I used to be on my own till I found you --- Я был одинешенек, покамест не отыскал тебя Make yourself at home, look around you --- Чувствуй себя будто дома, взгляни вкруг We'll build a life and do what friends do --- Мы построим существование и создадим, что делают друзья While I try to forget what I've been through! --- Пока я пробую запамятовать, чрез что я прошел! You set me off now rest in peace --- Ты разбудил меня, покойся с миром I'll f**k you up when you step to me! --- Я вы*бу тебя когда ты подойдёшь ко мне! Your blood will run through every street --- Твоя кровь разлетится чрез все улицы You b****es won't even get to scream! --- Ты, бл*дь, даже кликнуть не успеешь! I'll drop robot obscenities --- Я выскажу все маты бота While I bathe in the flesh of my enemies --- Пока я купаюсь во плоти собственных противников It's time to wipe this planet clean --- Время очистить эту планетку Of the s**t-stain called humanity! --- От пятна дерьма, именуемого "население земли"! Pump you full of lead from head to feet --- Накачаю тебя свинцом с головы до ног Shred to pieces like a fat bag of meat! --- Нашинкую на кусочки, будто жирный мешок мяса! I laugh happily at you as you bleed --- Я забавно смеюсь с тебя, когда ты истекаешь кровью Brutality is all Bastion needs! - Жестокость - все, что необходимо Бастиону! My turret's gonna fuck you up! --- Моя турель вы*бет тебя! Now eat my bullets, taste my rust --- Теперь жри мои пули, отведай ржавчины Tongue my bolts and suck my nuts! --- Оближы мой болт и соси орешки! You're a bunch of F****** *****! --- Вы - сборище ёбан*х бл*дей! Excuse that tiny outburst --- Простите за небольшой всплеск Where'd I digress? --- Где я отвлекся? After the Omnic Crisis --- После кризиса Омников I've been a mess if you couldn't guess --- Я запутался, если вы не сообразили Those days are long behind me --- Те деньки далековато сзади So don't be scared! --- Так что не пугайтесь! Yes I've seen better days but --- Да, я видал наилучшие деньки однако I'll make repairs! --- Я отремонтируюсь! Though I'm a bit rusty, trust me --- Хоть я кусочек заржавелый, поверь мне No one's gun's bigger! --- Ни одной пушки больше! Use soft voices, cause loud noises --- Говори мягко, ибо звучный гул Might get me TRIGGERED! --- Может меня РАЗОЗЛИТЬ! What in the mother of f**k was that? --- Что, еба*ая мама, это было? PTSD's comin back! --- ПТСРы возвратились! Been running' train since Vietnam! --- Проходил "поезд" будто во Вьетнаме! And I've gone nuts deep inside your mom! --- И я зашел орешками глубоко в твою маму! No time to run, it's time to die! --- Нет времени нестись, пора дохнуть! I see you pussies tryna hide! --- Я вижу, ты киску скрыть пытаешься! You're just a Motley Crew of cowards! --- Вы только разношерстные трусы! You're Overwatch, I'm OVERPOWERED! --- Вы наблюдатели, я ПОБЕДИТЕЛЬ! Like a homicidal artist --- Как смертоносный актер I'll paint your brains on the wall, b****! --- Я нарисую твоими мозгами на стенке, су*а! I love the mess, I'm covered in carnage! --- Я люблю беспорядок, я покрыт кровавой баней! Earth's a dumpster, you're it's garbage! --- Земля - мусорка, вы - отбросы! You're all weak, I'm a tank --- Вы все слабаки, Я - танк Hope you freaks like getting spanked! --- Надеюсь вы, фрики, получите люлей! Armor's strong, gun is long --- Броня крепкая, пушка длинноватая Don't believe me? Ask your mom! --- Не веришь мне? Спроси свою маму! That's just my sense of humor --- Это попросту мой резон юмора It's all for laughs! --- Это всё для хохота! Tell your mom I'm so sorry! --- Скажи собственной маме, Я весьма сожалею! For not calling back, b**ch! --- Не перезванивай, бл*дь! I need space for a while --- Мне необходимо пункт, покамест To do some thinkin! --- Кое-что обдумаю! Because once I get hostile --- Потому что будто лишь я становлюсь злым You'll face extinction! --- Вы столкнетесь с истреблением! I frolic and dance with the animals --- Я резвлюсь и танцую с животными They don't mind if I'm a bit mechanical! --- Они не против, если я малость механический! Still I find myself longing --- Я все ещё ищу жажда To murder everybody! --- Убивать всех! I'm the last f**king Bastion! --- Я заключительный еба*ый Бастион! All of my kind are dead! --- Все из моего типа - мертвы! I'll kill all of you bastards! --- Я убью всех вас, ублюдки! 'Cause that's all I have left! --- Потому что это все, что мне осталось! I will massacre the masses! --- Я устрою бойню масс! Tear your families apart! --- Раздеру ваши семьи! You'll be slaughtered --- Вы все будете убиты Like the filthy f**king cattle that you are! --- Как отвратительные еба*ые скоты, которые вы кушать! Come with me my feathered friend! --- Пойдем со мной, мой пернатый товарищ! We'll stick together until the end! --- Мы будем придерживаться совместно до конца! We'll live out each of our dreams --- Мы проживем каждую нашу мечту How I love to hear their screams! --- Как я люблю внимать твои песни! Humanity is a festering sickness --- Человечество - это гнойная заболевание These foul swine will be cleansed --- Этот нечистый свинарник будет очищен in the fires of absolution --- В огне отпущения грехов I will stamp out the lives of the --- Я уничтожу существование parasitic maggots --- паразитных червяков And open the foundation of this cancer --- И вскрою базу этого рака I am the cure for this repugnant disease --- Я - лечущее средство от этой мерзкой заболевания Praised be the Omnics --- Восхваляйте Омников responsible for mankind's eradication --- Ответственных за искоренение людей
Обращение к русскоговорящей аудитории (если такая кушать) - это перевод новенького (нигде перевода не сумел отыскать), склееный минут за 20 - 30 с помощью Google переводчика, не без маленьких отступлений от необычного текста, местами буквальный (может быть не в тему), этак что читайте на собственный ужас и риск. P.s. Там ещё и пошлости про маму кушать.
Jackson Shroyer (4 days ago)
Since when did Bastion f**k my mom?!?
Richard Serrano (4 days ago)
Probably the best overwatch one
Jacob Warren (4 days ago)
Blaze it bastion
Wildwy5 (4 days ago)
Bastion is the most bipolar, PTSD ridden thing I know. But I love him anyway
GetReapedGaming (4 days ago)
All the dislikes are the peeps who Bastion killed.
Georgia Tiggs (5 days ago)
Bastions frickin rude😡😠😬
PaVille (5 days ago)
3:14 My Favorite part (pls help me)
Fat fluffy Bunny (6 days ago)
if feel kinda sorry for him,he just got a war trauma and gets aggresive when confronted with loud noise and stress,thats pretty usual,sadly tho
Raven (6 days ago)
Starts This is nice 1:00 well ok then
Insanity Destroyer (6 days ago)
Quick! Hide the children!!!!
Titan Totoro (6 days ago)
If Bastion did get to that city at the end, nothing would have happened. If even one Overwatch agent was there he would have been rekt. Humanity beat an *army* of Bastions, one Bastion is child’s play.
WWM 19 (6 days ago)
Make more like it
Titan Totoro (6 days ago)
*Six Genjis appear* Bastion: crap
Roger Bratseth (6 days ago)
Lol
Nick Riddman (7 days ago)
I'M THE LAST FU***G BASTION ALL OF MY KIND ARE DEAD I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU BASTARDS CAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT I WILL MASSACRE THE MASSES TEAR YOUR FAMILIES APART best.song.ever. <3
Xx wolvemaster xX (7 days ago)
I like it
krushable haubert (8 days ago)
Oh my....
slender cameron A.12 (9 days ago)
Me at 2:07 peaceful😔 Me at 2:12 😔😮HOLY GOSH
LivvyLu • (9 days ago)
Bastion is my *spirit animal*
TheFoxThatDoesStuff (9 days ago)
Bastion is adorable
St0ne Cold Punk (12 days ago)
Me: Oh this isn't what I expected '10 Seconds Later' Me: I get it now
Hunting Hunter (12 days ago)
The first red lyrics part really caught me off guard, And I knew something like that would appear
Gaming Adjie (13 days ago)
Wtf.... He make me surprised
Jose Garcia (13 days ago)
Can anyone else hear 3 pitches when he is calmed
ph_Cebuano (13 days ago)
PTSD, in a nutshell for this stupid adorable omnic.
Cheese Bottle (14 days ago)
4:20
Stone Boy (14 days ago)
Some humans deserve this treatment.
SandyOrbProductions (14 days ago)
I agree but what kind of people are you talking about?
Smoke TreeZZ (14 days ago)
And I've gone nuts deep in your mom. - Bastion
S.M. 2011 (14 days ago)
0:55 2:11 If you put it on x1.25 speed it sounds so Amazing!!!!
CJ T (11 days ago)
S.M. 2011 it dose😁😁😁😁😁
justina prescott (14 days ago)
2:15 thats what call of dutys about XD
Ali Asadi (14 days ago)
love the songs like this and mei vs pyro when the dose changes
SandyOrbProductions (15 days ago)
this describes my bi-polar disorder perfectly
Pixel Pirate22 (15 days ago)
And like this 4 itunes
Pixel Pirate22 (15 days ago)
Save me
Pixel Pirate22 (15 days ago)
Yes I’m that desperate
Pixel Pirate22 (15 days ago)
00:53 the villager of overwatch
Skull Burn (15 days ago)
When ever he swears it beeps it out with the same noise he always makes. So that just means he always swears in his voice lines O-o
2:16 lmfao 2:36 2:48
Santiago Ahumada (15 days ago)
1:00 when you play DOOM
Rick Sanchez (17 days ago)
im the last ****** bastion all my kinds are dead i love that part
Sinker Slayer (17 days ago)
Hmmm...
Shaun Girdner (17 days ago)
This video is exactly 4:20 minutes long soooooooooooooooooooooo............... ...........................weed🌿
Isaac Serrano (17 days ago)
When you mom doesn't want to go to the park
シМирик (18 days ago)
Лайк, кто российский
독고은석 (19 days ago)
apparently this is my best overwatch song
Baymaster Craz (19 days ago)
3:21 shit goes to maximum awesomeness!
Louis Palacios (19 days ago)
Bastion is Amazing
Sly Cooper (20 days ago)
when i play bastion im going to hum this song
3:19 my personal theme
Slovo Mrtvo (20 days ago)
Aggressive parts of the song are my favorite.
KULE BANANA MAN (21 days ago)
1:03 did u just bleep urself
Lance Lacy (21 days ago)
Your all peaceful but then someone calls you a retard and you git trigerd
soviet unin (21 days ago)
Wait bastion in viet nam ??? What ?!
Moueska Tonelicci (22 days ago)
1 time you forgot to blank out the b word
Noah Phillips (22 days ago)
What the fuck
Gerome Rebollido (23 days ago)
So bastion fires 5.56 bullets? i cant tell from the vid might be 7.62's...still those are tiny bullets to be shooting at reinhart of all people
trexofmen (23 days ago)
the pyro and bastion MUSICAL because they both have there good side and there bad side
Diamond Slasher (24 days ago)
Bastion is the king of overwatch he litterly is like dad nature am i right?
Asper [PG3D] (24 days ago)
This is like Fortnite.
Pizza fresse44 (24 days ago)
i love this song so much i LOVE THE RAGE
alice angel (24 days ago)
*tiny outburst
Bashton gaming Army (24 days ago)
I don’t want to wipe out humanity
Cosmic Potato (24 days ago)
It's 4:20 long. Coincidence?
Wojtek Polak (24 days ago)
I main and love Bastion after this song!
Atomic Blaster03 (25 days ago)
WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF F**K WAS THAT PTSD'S COMIN' BACK
Jefferson Thomas Cook (25 days ago)
:3
Ryu- Night (25 days ago)
.....this made me love bastion even more how is this possible?
Duong Hoangnhi (25 days ago)
You l'm music the 21 overwatch ok
Grace Kulba (26 days ago)
And overwatch coped TF2
Grace Kulba (26 days ago)
TF2 is better
Harvie vallente (26 days ago)
phyro and bastion has something in common..... they havetwo sides
Nikodem Kowalik (26 days ago)
oh I what to say I wanna die
Nikodem Kowalik (26 days ago)
oh o
Ericthered (27 days ago)
The song lyrics should be “ beep bop boop bee ba”
Jaemin Han (27 days ago)
COOL MUSIC VIDIO
Torren Blackthorn (19 days ago)
so cheerful at the end, "I'M THE LAST F***ING BASTON!"
Byron Perkins (28 days ago)
"I'll pump you full o flead from heasd to feet!!!!!!!!!" WHO ELSE THINKS BASTION IS BADASS
Skodlerka (28 days ago)
Awww- wait
Gabrielle Martinez (29 days ago)
The end where the machine was talking it sounded like Kubz Scouts when he forwards his voice 😂
LadyBug Cat (29 days ago)
Oh shit PTSD strikes again
Koro-Sensei (29 days ago)
3:21 When you've had enough of life.
Joseph Landers (29 days ago)
At the beginning it sounds like they're saying "weeb" X)
Nikodem Kowalik (29 days ago)
bastion can die my bro
Fallafel Irons (30 days ago)
That escalated quickly
Silent Assassin (1 month ago)
4:20 minutes long hmmm 😎
Roxy Hart (1 month ago)
My friend sent this to me last night and about 30 seconds in I wrote back and said "meh". He went "wait for it..." Now I can't stop relistening to this and sending it to everyone lol
Hyang Kim (1 month ago)
I play that game
XxPikaGamerxX (1 month ago)
the ending time of this song is so close to 4:20 or 420 blaze it
Cindy Bates (1 month ago)
He's still cute!~
sniper dude :D (1 month ago)
cool song
Leo Deleon (1 month ago)
Woow
If you watch at 2x speed it sounds like when he's angry he goes insane
Hyang Kim (1 month ago)
I like Bastilon

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