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How Would You Conquer the World with SCIENCE? (Wednesday Club One-Shot)

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Unbeknownst to the outside world, the dark denizens of The Wednesday Club have convened to scheme! How will Tyrannical Taliesin Jaffe, Malicious Matt Key, and Acrimonious Amy Dallen twist the noble name of science, and to what end!? What's your sinister science scheme? Let us know by leaving your victorious monologue in the comments! Join The Wednesday Club! Live Wednesdays at 7pm PT on Alpha https://projectalpha.com or Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/geekandsundry Visit us on http://geekandsundry.com Subscribe to Geek and Sundry: http://goo.gl/B62jl Join our community at: http://geekandsundry.com/community Twitter: http://twitter.com/geekandsundry Facebook: http://facebook.com/geekandsundry Instagram: http://instagram.com/geekandsundry Google+: https://plus.google.com/+GeekandSundry/
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Captain Snark (3 days ago)
Replace people in power (Governmental, Celebrities, Business CEO's) with robotic duplicates that obey my orders. But first, start with replacing lower level folks in said organizations so I can use them to replace higher up people and so on until I have my cybernetic minions infiltrating all levels of society. And then eliminate any threats and create a true One World Order with me (after transferring my brain into an immortal robotic body of my own.) at the top.
Meg Hanna (3 days ago)
I’m slightly concerned by how ready Taliesin was with that answer. He’s thought about this before.
Hedgehogking5 (4 days ago)
Taliesin is going to lock our water behind a pay wall!
Keith Hagen (5 days ago)
Dear Talisin, I hate to inform the Frozen King that only a small fraction of the earth's freshwater can be found on the surface. You would need to freeze the ground water reserves for your plan to succeed. Better to just freeze the ocean and accelerate climate change. All hail the Icy Thrown
Artimes Snow (5 days ago)
(heads up, this is more for in the moment stuff. I don't wanna hear stuff like 'thaaaaaat wouldn't woooooooork cuz-' like I fucking know just let me DREAM DAMMIT XD) Okay. So. Say you start at a hospital. You start off tampering with transplants with nanbots that will find their way to attach to the brain stem or go create 'revolutionary' prosthetics that will be attached to the hosts nervous system. Slowly, step by step you'd make it to where even just the most minor of cybernetic upgrades would be seen as cosmetic. But unannounced to the public, the nanobots have taken over almost a fourth of a large country's population and at the use of the trigger word/switch/etc they all will *seem* to still have free will but will actually be manipulated to believe in fully supporting you to get higher in political or social groups. You wouldn't be able to be tracked easily for not only are you not choosing certain hosts, but that the tampered organ transplants and such are still going on. Evil scientist plan complete more or less
vampyresmiles713 (5 days ago)
I support Taliesin for Martian Ice King not gonna lie
John Shoemaker (5 days ago)
Wow you are all very evil.. my science villany would be to pay people to understand science... if they cant understand the science then they dont get paid. Economy for the science literate explodes.. the science challenged fall by the side.. oh wait that is California vs Kansas. So my plan works.
B Cherry (5 days ago)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Clark's Third Law
Slaan (5 days ago)
I for one, welcome our Martian Ice King
dupersuper1938 (5 days ago)
He wants to be the Flash villain Abra Kadabra...?
ok nilem (5 days ago)
I'll tell you how. The same way we're doing it now. Cell phones
Landis963 (5 days ago)
My evil science plan? Create a whole mess of AIs that form a world shadow government, so that I can tweak things to my heart's content.
Lanternman2814 (5 days ago)
I'd create and release a cloud of nanites that would infect all life on earth. Use them to hijack the optic nerves and auditory centers of all beings. I control what you see and hear. I control your perception. Your perception is your reality. I control REALITY.
Brandon Mason (5 days ago)
Taliesin would probably accidentally kill everyone in the process just to control resources
bpphantom (5 days ago)
Matt just wants to be an exponential Booster Gold. "It's not any less fake just because it's impressive." - Amy being SAVAGE!
"It's not any less fake because it's impressive." I love you.
Jesse Wan (5 days ago)
NGL, I'd go with the Borg King route, myself.
Nighthawk (5 days ago)
by 0:30, I can picture Amy's brain going through the intricacies of setting fire to the atmosphere, and finding a good panoramic site to let out an evil laughter. _laughs in the voice pitch of Fluttershy_
Marios Gregoriou (5 days ago)
I would create an airborne virus that would have a certain percentage of chance to rewrite the human genome so that it would sterilise the carrier effectively reducing the human population from 8 billion to a mere 8 million... essentially the virus from Inferno
Nero Wolfe (5 days ago)
Easy, just do whatever China's doing right now (and parts of our government WISH they could do, but can't... yet.)
Douglas Phillips (5 days ago)
I would bend the world to serve my will through the power of positive reinforcement.
Metrix Shield (5 days ago)
Wouldn't the ability to make fire or even generate body heat defeat the evil plan of frozen water? Lol
Ian Laue (5 days ago)
Matt Key just wants to be the classic Flash villain "The Wizard"
martijn van weele (5 days ago)
I would try to genetically program an organism to obey any command, but also be too weak-minded to actually give commands of their own initiative. I would then create a virus that would be incredibly agressive, incredibly contagious and that I would be immune to. Then I would put the genetic code that I just invented in that virus and release it onto the world. First ther'll be a pandemic of my virus. It'll likely be a bit of a zombie apocalypse, since I imagine making hosts agressive and cause them to actively seek out other people to infect would be a good way to spread the virus. And once the pandemic has ended, by means of horizontal gene transfer, everyone will be obedient slaves, and since I'm the only non-infected human remaining, they'll be MY obedient slaves...
Kaylen Pickering (5 days ago)
You know all their plans sound much more doable then the stuff I thought up as a kid, and I can see them pulling them off too!
Iron Reaver (5 days ago)
To develop science so advanced that it is indistinguishable from true magic! That, is the true goal of every technomancer.
john cornwell (5 days ago)
Amy is wanting to build the libabry from the magicians.
Biohybrid (5 days ago)
Taliesin's idea is what would happen if Elsa became a Nobody like Organization XIII wants.
Matthew Davies (5 days ago)
Swarm of nano bots that infect everyone and disable their negatice emotions or emotions connecting to hurting people.
JD Robertson (5 days ago)
Buy cheap desert property in central California. Publish articles denying global warming. Wait for coasts to flood. Profit.
Lethe Medea (5 days ago)
ICE KING OF MARS -holy fuck Taliesin
Just a Manatee (5 days ago)
He’s Abracadabra the flash villain.
goldman vision (5 days ago)
I'd teach it.
bastex (5 days ago)
Ez build a time machine bring firearms to midevel brittain an conquer the entire world ?
Max Duhl (5 days ago)
What episode is this five minute segment from?
GirlPainting (5 days ago)
my evil sience plan is to hack every modem on the planet and steel all the wifi passwords, and if they whant them back they have to obay my commands ^^ MUHAHAHAHAHahahahahhaaaa
Jim Jam (5 days ago)
Utility King! ...of Mars.
Vogelkinder (5 days ago)
Get the world addicted to my drug... or THEY DIE *DUN DUN DUN*. And give me one million... erm... billion dollars.
rasnac (5 days ago)
Taliesin is Luthor, Amy is Brainiac and Key is Mysterio...
Ayashi sama (5 days ago)
Key sounds a lot like the Wizard of Oz and Taliesin gives me a lot of Tank Girl, just the wrong side of the dispute :P
Khurt Khave (5 days ago)
Kill all the Republicans and science automatically wins! But that would make you a hero.
Unna Stormflower (5 days ago)
Let Amy know that she doesn't need to convince me, I'd happily go along with this plan. Does she need a Lt? A right hand woman?
cloudsRniceC0M3 (5 days ago)
over hype a religion that says that all non believers should die sorta like islam
john cornwell (5 days ago)
cloudsRniceC0M3 Christianity, Judaism does the same thing.
Coffee Break Hero (5 days ago)
2:50 if you remove the mind controll and the totalitarian leader that's actually a very eutopean future. (assuming democracy and critisism revives from its currently dead form)
Harpy Productions (5 days ago)
except that you would be burned on a stake for using magic
k9commander (5 days ago)
Harpy Productions Depends on 1) the country 2) the century 3) how much power you wield with your tech magic. Good luck trying to burn someone protected by an energy barrier. Armies will fall to his disintegration ray that triggers at the snap of his fingers.
Tali Bumgardner (5 days ago)
I would use science to create a virus that enslaves peoples minds so that I could create a goth paradise of gothness. :)
When I was a kid I wanted to conquer the world in a giant mecha scorpion.
Coffee Break Hero (5 days ago)
say guys, does anybody ever really die in critical role?
Temuldjin (5 days ago)
1: DNA Computers. 2: A.I 3. Nano bots killer machines. either of those 3 could easily conquer/destroy anyone opposed to me, be in individuals or nations.
Artimes Snow (5 days ago)
Mix nano bots and mind control with villianous plans disguised as good deeds. Creating synthetic organs to decrease the length of wait lists for those in need of something like a new heart, or making revolutionary prothetics that only need minor surgery to attach it to your body and have it act like thr original part. All the while, unbeknownst to them, nanobots were and are being transferred into the body to connect to the brain stem and manipulate motor functions and give a false facade of free will with certain topics. Especially if a trigger word is used.
Nay Mat (5 days ago)
Temuldjin NANOMACHINES, SON!
Donbasos14 (5 days ago)
ALL HAIL, THE ICE KING OF MARS!
Núrio Cristino (5 days ago)
Rik Remmerswaal Yes, but he is awesome like that, he's also a vampire... hell he is everything at the same time!
Rik Remmerswaal (5 days ago)
wasnt Taliesin a 1000 year old warlock already.
Núrio Cristino (5 days ago)
XD Tal is just the best! ALL HAIL THE ICE KING OF MARS!
Tony Flamingo (5 days ago)
Second
Maynard Keays (5 days ago)
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