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How Would You Conquer the World with SCIENCE? (Wednesday Club One-Shot)

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Unbeknownst to the outside world, the dark denizens of The Wednesday Club have convened to scheme! How will Tyrannical Taliesin Jaffe, Malicious Matt Key, and Acrimonious Amy Dallen twist the noble name of science, and to what end!? What's your sinister science scheme? Let us know by leaving your victorious monologue in the comments! Join The Wednesday Club! Live Wednesdays at 7pm PT on Alpha https://projectalpha.com or Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/geekandsundry Visit us on http://geekandsundry.com Subscribe to Geek and Sundry: http://goo.gl/B62jl Join our community at: http://geekandsundry.com/community Twitter: http://twitter.com/geekandsundry Facebook: http://facebook.com/geekandsundry Instagram: http://instagram.com/geekandsundry Google+: https://plus.google.com/+GeekandSundry/
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GamerShift X (1 month ago)
Create a virus that is partially cybernetic so that it can be modified with ease by me through my computers. Infect the world with it, and once it infects everybody I will sell the only cure. Those with the virus have a choice, either pay a large amount of money or die. That would allow me to quickly become richer, and I could always increase the lethality of the disease in superheroes and world leaders. Boom, world conquered.
Painfulldarksoul (2 months ago)
I would try to make myself an endbringer from Worm.
Dan (2 months ago)
I really like the idea of the villain in Live Free or Die Hard. The security of the world's interconnected networks is terrible, and humanity won't learn their lesson until something goes terribly wrong. I'll teach them that lesson.
Keith Everson (3 months ago)
Their table resembles the Charlie Brown shirt.
Sir James (3 months ago)
Captain Cold, the Borg Queen, and Baron Mordo. I think the one who would succeed and defeat the others is the Queen...
Captain Snark (3 months ago)
Replace people in power (Governmental, Celebrities, Business CEO's) with robotic duplicates that obey my orders. But first, start with replacing lower level folks in said organizations so I can use them to replace higher up people and so on until I have my cybernetic minions infiltrating all levels of society. And then eliminate any threats and create a true One World Order with me (after transferring my brain into an immortal robotic body of my own.) at the top.
Meg Hanna (3 months ago)
I’m slightly concerned by how ready Taliesin was with that answer. He’s thought about this before.
Hedgehogking5 (3 months ago)
Taliesin is going to lock our water behind a pay wall!
Keith Hagen (3 months ago)
Dear Talisin, I hate to inform the Frozen King that only a small fraction of the earth's freshwater can be found on the surface. You would need to freeze the ground water reserves for your plan to succeed. Better to just freeze the ocean and accelerate climate change. All hail the Icy Thrown
Artimes Snow (3 months ago)
(heads up, this is more for in the moment stuff. I don't wanna hear stuff like 'thaaaaaat wouldn't woooooooork cuz-' like I fucking know just let me DREAM DAMMIT XD) Okay. So. Say you start at a hospital. You start off tampering with transplants with nanbots that will find their way to attach to the brain stem or go create 'revolutionary' prosthetics that will be attached to the hosts nervous system. Slowly, step by step you'd make it to where even just the most minor of cybernetic upgrades would be seen as cosmetic. But unannounced to the public, the nanobots have taken over almost a fourth of a large country's population and at the use of the trigger word/switch/etc they all will *seem* to still have free will but will actually be manipulated to believe in fully supporting you to get higher in political or social groups. You wouldn't be able to be tracked easily for not only are you not choosing certain hosts, but that the tampered organ transplants and such are still going on. Evil scientist plan complete more or less
vampyresmiles713 (3 months ago)
I support Taliesin for Martian Ice King not gonna lie
John Shoemaker (3 months ago)
Wow you are all very evil.. my science villany would be to pay people to understand science... if they cant understand the science then they dont get paid. Economy for the science literate explodes.. the science challenged fall by the side.. oh wait that is California vs Kansas. So my plan works.
B Cherry (3 months ago)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Clark's Third Law
Slaan (3 months ago)
I for one, welcome our Martian Ice King
dupersuper1938 (3 months ago)
He wants to be the Flash villain Abra Kadabra...?
ok nilem (3 months ago)
I'll tell you how. The same way we're doing it now. Cell phones
Landis963 (3 months ago)
My evil science plan? Create a whole mess of AIs that form a world shadow government, so that I can tweak things to my heart's content.
Lanternman2814 (3 months ago)
I'd create and release a cloud of nanites that would infect all life on earth. Use them to hijack the optic nerves and auditory centers of all beings. I control what you see and hear. I control your perception. Your perception is your reality. I control REALITY.
Brandon Mason (3 months ago)
Taliesin would probably accidentally kill everyone in the process just to control resources
bpphantom (3 months ago)
Matt just wants to be an exponential Booster Gold. "It's not any less fake just because it's impressive." - Amy being SAVAGE!
Mera is Queen (3 months ago)
"It's not any less fake because it's impressive." I love you.
Jesse Wan (3 months ago)
NGL, I'd go with the Borg King route, myself.
Nighthawk (3 months ago)
by 0:30, I can picture Amy's brain going through the intricacies of setting fire to the atmosphere, and finding a good panoramic site to let out an evil laughter. _laughs in the voice pitch of Fluttershy_
Marios Gregoriou (3 months ago)
I would create an airborne virus that would have a certain percentage of chance to rewrite the human genome so that it would sterilise the carrier effectively reducing the human population from 8 billion to a mere 8 million... essentially the virus from Inferno
Nero Wolfe (3 months ago)
Easy, just do whatever China's doing right now (and parts of our government WISH they could do, but can't... yet.)
Douglas Phillips (3 months ago)
I would bend the world to serve my will through the power of positive reinforcement.
Metrix Shield (3 months ago)
Wouldn't the ability to make fire or even generate body heat defeat the evil plan of frozen water? Lol
Ian Laue (3 months ago)
Matt Key just wants to be the classic Flash villain "The Wizard"
martijn van weele (3 months ago)
I would try to genetically program an organism to obey any command, but also be too weak-minded to actually give commands of their own initiative. I would then create a virus that would be incredibly agressive, incredibly contagious and that I would be immune to. Then I would put the genetic code that I just invented in that virus and release it onto the world. First ther'll be a pandemic of my virus. It'll likely be a bit of a zombie apocalypse, since I imagine making hosts agressive and cause them to actively seek out other people to infect would be a good way to spread the virus. And once the pandemic has ended, by means of horizontal gene transfer, everyone will be obedient slaves, and since I'm the only non-infected human remaining, they'll be MY obedient slaves...
Kaylen Pickering (3 months ago)
You know all their plans sound much more doable then the stuff I thought up as a kid, and I can see them pulling them off too!
Iron Reaver (3 months ago)
To develop science so advanced that it is indistinguishable from true magic! That, is the true goal of every technomancer.
john cornwell (3 months ago)
Amy is wanting to build the libabry from the magicians.
Biohybrid (3 months ago)
Taliesin's idea is what would happen if Elsa became a Nobody like Organization XIII wants.
Matthew Davies (3 months ago)
Swarm of nano bots that infect everyone and disable their negatice emotions or emotions connecting to hurting people.
JD Robertson (3 months ago)
Buy cheap desert property in central California. Publish articles denying global warming. Wait for coasts to flood. Profit.
Lethe Medea (3 months ago)
ICE KING OF MARS -holy fuck Taliesin
Just a Manatee (3 months ago)
He’s Abracadabra the flash villain.
goldman vision (3 months ago)
I'd teach it.
bastex (3 months ago)
Ez build a time machine bring firearms to midevel brittain an conquer the entire world ?
Max Duhl (3 months ago)
What episode is this five minute segment from?
GirlPainting (3 months ago)
my evil sience plan is to hack every modem on the planet and steel all the wifi passwords, and if they whant them back they have to obay my commands ^^ MUHAHAHAHAHahahahahhaaaa
Jim Jam (3 months ago)
Utility King! ...of Mars.
Vogelkinder (3 months ago)
Get the world addicted to my drug... or THEY DIE *DUN DUN DUN*. And give me one million... erm... billion dollars.
rasnac (3 months ago)
Taliesin is Luthor, Amy is Brainiac and Key is Mysterio...
Ayashi sama (3 months ago)
Key sounds a lot like the Wizard of Oz and Taliesin gives me a lot of Tank Girl, just the wrong side of the dispute :P
Khurt Khave (3 months ago)
Kill all the Republicans and science automatically wins! But that would make you a hero.
Unna Stormflower (3 months ago)
Let Amy know that she doesn't need to convince me, I'd happily go along with this plan. Does she need a Lt? A right hand woman?
cloudsRniceC0M3 (3 months ago)
over hype a religion that says that all non believers should die sorta like islam
john cornwell (3 months ago)
cloudsRniceC0M3 Christianity, Judaism does the same thing.
Coffee Break Hero (3 months ago)
2:50 if you remove the mind controll and the totalitarian leader that's actually a very eutopean future. (assuming democracy and critisism revives from its currently dead form)
Harpy Productions (3 months ago)
except that you would be burned on a stake for using magic
Nick M-S (1 month ago)
Yeah I agree wit Harpy. You know that no one ever burned a real witch at the stake because they would just magic the shit out of the puny mortals that would try. Side note I have 3 witch covens within a hour of where I live, 2 are just a group a women that go out into the bush get high and dance around a fire naked. But the 3rd scare the hell out of me.
k9commander (3 months ago)
Harpy Productions Depends on 1) the country 2) the century 3) how much power you wield with your tech magic. Good luck trying to burn someone protected by an energy barrier. Armies will fall to his disintegration ray that triggers at the snap of his fingers.
Tali Bumgardner (3 months ago)
I would use science to create a virus that enslaves peoples minds so that I could create a goth paradise of gothness. :)
Professional Pretty Orc (3 months ago)
When I was a kid I wanted to conquer the world in a giant mecha scorpion.
Coffee Break Hero (3 months ago)
say guys, does anybody ever really die in critical role?
Temuldjin (3 months ago)
1: DNA Computers. 2: A.I 3. Nano bots killer machines. either of those 3 could easily conquer/destroy anyone opposed to me, be in individuals or nations.
Artimes Snow (3 months ago)
Mix nano bots and mind control with villianous plans disguised as good deeds. Creating synthetic organs to decrease the length of wait lists for those in need of something like a new heart, or making revolutionary prothetics that only need minor surgery to attach it to your body and have it act like thr original part. All the while, unbeknownst to them, nanobots were and are being transferred into the body to connect to the brain stem and manipulate motor functions and give a false facade of free will with certain topics. Especially if a trigger word is used.
Nay Mat (3 months ago)
Donbasos14 (3 months ago)
Núrio Cristino (3 months ago)
Rik Remmerswaal Yes, but he is awesome like that, he's also a vampire... hell he is everything at the same time!
Rik Remmerswaal (3 months ago)
wasnt Taliesin a 1000 year old warlock already.
Núrio Cristino (3 months ago)
XD Tal is just the best! ALL HAIL THE ICE KING OF MARS!
Tony Flamingo (3 months ago)
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